February 1, 2009

Tyler Industries, In Association With Honor House, Is Proud To Present...



When we last saw The Man Of Steel, he had just learned that his "pal" Jimmy had lost hundreds in a Ponzi scheme orchestrated by that nefarious villain Lernie Ladoff...

Suddenly, the Silver Springs Sensation is called away to deal with a major crisis...

Meanwhile, in the impoverishered area of Silver Springs known as The Ottehg...
High above the city, Wonder Woman tries desperately to help her love, Steve Trevor, who has been participating in a top secret government study on the effects of LSD, a miracle drug scientists hope to use to create super-soldiers...
On the outskirts of Silver Springs, Detective John Jones, who in reality is J'onn J'onnz, who is also known as the Manhunter From Mars (but who sometimes poses as Shirley Muffin, Court Stenographer) tracks down a small gang of firecracker enthusiasts...

Meanwhile, in the 30th Century...




Just then, but much much earlier, The Caped Crusader, appearing at the annual Silver Springs Giant Prop Meet, demonstrates his amazing thwacking skills to a crowd of dozens...



Having totally convinced Lois Lane that he is madly in love with her, The cunning Kryptonian shrewdly dumps her for the first skirt he sees...








WILL JIMMY GET A BAILOUT?




DO FLOWERS FEEL PAIN?



COULD SMOKING ACTUALLY BE GOOD FOR BIZARROS?




WILL STEVE TREVOR? WELL?





WHY DOES J'ONN J'ONNZ HATE FIRECRACKER ENTHUSIASTS SO MUCH?





WILL BOUNCING BOY RETAIN A SHRED OF DIGNITY?





IS ALL THAT THWACKING NECESSARY?





ISN'T SUPERMAN A DICK?





WHAT ABOUT NAOMI???






Possibly one or two of these questions might be answered when next we return to the simple idyllic town of...






SILVER SPRINGS

































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